Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Service.

Al McDonald to Emily: Oh, you were there last night. You were so kind. You kept me very well lubricated.

Whoa.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Dog Saving

Hannah: The Israel's love us because we saved their dog...Prissy or Dolly or Fancy or something like that...

Jo dies laughing...: Fancy seriously?

Teresa: Her name is Missy.

Clearly.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Risk Taking

During Trev's QRE presentation:

David: Is that you?
Trevor: No! I'm glad it's not me. He's about to go through a flaming arc...

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Some light reading?

After Teresa's Blooming blog:

Jordan: You should write those daily encouragement things that people keep by their...toilets. Like David does!

Sorry Em...

Hannah: And thanks to Kyle who gave me a boning sesh to help out!

Katelyn starts dying laughing.

Trevor: Hannah, so you know what you just said?

Hannah: Chicken boning! Chicken boning!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Commune?

Brooks: Who's that woman with the long braid and the child?
Hannah: Oh, that's not her kid. Anyway, she's my roommate. And she's engaged.
Brooks: Uhh...oh.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Umm...Closet?

While discussing Drew's propensity to give tours to cute girls:

Drew: I would have done the same thing if she was a boy too...