Jo at the Kramers

"I never knew the definition of "snarky" until I lived with Hannah..."

-Jordan

God Loves Preservatives

Hannah (in response to sweltering temperatures in the library): I'm not trying to sweat out my toxins during the guest speaker...
Jordan Hylden(the guest speaker): I don't think toxins are real. They're not in the Bible.
Hannah: Umm...Easy Cheese isn't in the Bible and that's real...

Vomit

"I see the beautiful colors in your vomit."

-Emily, after Jo's blog

There's a coup brewing...

While reading Proverbs 31:3 "Do not give your strength to women,
your ways to those who destroy kings"

Hannah: I do not destroy kings! I have never brought a king down.
Jon: Only a matter of time...