Service.

Al McDonald to Emily: Oh, you were there last night. You were so kind. You kept me very well lubricated.

Whoa.

Dog Saving

Hannah: The Israel's love us because we saved their dog...Prissy or Dolly or Fancy or something like that...

Jo dies laughing...: Fancy seriously?

Teresa: Her name is Missy.

Clearly.

Risk Taking

During Trev's QRE presentation:

David: Is that you?
Trevor: No! I'm glad it's not me. He's about to go through a flaming arc...

Some light reading?

After Teresa's Blooming blog:

Jordan: You should write those daily encouragement things that people keep by their...toilets. Like David does!

Sorry Em...

Hannah: And thanks to Kyle who gave me a boning sesh to help out!

Katelyn starts dying laughing.

Trevor: Hannah, so you know what you just said?

Hannah: Chicken boning! Chicken boning!

Commune?

Brooks: Who's that woman with the long braid and the child?
Hannah: Oh, that's not her kid. Anyway, she's my roommate. And she's engaged.
Brooks: Uhh...oh.

Umm...Closet?

While discussing Drew's propensity to give tours to cute girls:

Drew: I would have done the same thing if she was a boy too...

The twelve disciples?

Jake: We're like the disciples without a traitor and a breast-child.

Sexual Tension

While discussing the fact that the boys never tell the girls how good they look:

Drew: Girls! You look great in that artificial products...
Christine Dolan: Do you want to get laid or what?
Drew: No comment....

Oh dear.

Bottom Feeders

Teresa: I want to make Tilapia, but I don't have any good recipes.
Sarah: Ooh, I have a great mushroom recipe!
Jake: Great, so a bottom feeder and a fungus. Yum.

Casting Pearls before swine

While watching the Rocketeer, while Neville Sinclair is kissing Jennifer Connelly's ears:

Hannah: Ew sick. If anyone ever licked my pearls I would punch him in the face.
Jordan; OMG. Lick your pearls.
Hannah: I mean seriously! Saliva and fine jewelry don't mix.