Bottom Feeders

Teresa: I want to make Tilapia, but I don't have any good recipes.
Sarah: Ooh, I have a great mushroom recipe!
Jake: Great, so a bottom feeder and a fungus. Yum.

Casting Pearls before swine

While watching the Rocketeer, while Neville Sinclair is kissing Jennifer Connelly's ears:

Hannah: Ew sick. If anyone ever licked my pearls I would punch him in the face.
Jordan; OMG. Lick your pearls.
Hannah: I mean seriously! Saliva and fine jewelry don't mix.