Sunday, December 14, 2008

Change of Perspective...

Kyle: Hannah, Life does NOT suck.
Hannah: Maybe not for you, Mr. I Have A New Girlfriend, but for the rest of us? Life sucks.

Friday, December 5, 2008

potty talk

Jake comes into girl's room. after holding a conversation for a while...

Jake: [still looking straight ahead and refusing to look at the bathroom door]
umm is Emily on the toilet? I'm just gonna step outside...

inuendos abounding.

Jo: I just need to hug something long and hard. (as she hugs Teresa in kitchen)
awkward silence.
Jo: [to Teresa]...not that you are long and hard...

Jake: I as just gonna ask...

Monday, December 1, 2008

Getting down to Business

Music - "Cuz we're getting down to business"
Hannah and Jordan dancing in checkout lane 2 at Acme.
Ancient man stops cart behind them: "I didn't know we got a side show when we went grocery shopping these days..."