Commune?

Brooks: Who's that woman with the long braid and the child?
Hannah: Oh, that's not her kid. Anyway, she's my roommate. And she's engaged.
Brooks: Uhh...oh.

Umm...Closet?

While discussing Drew's propensity to give tours to cute girls:

Drew: I would have done the same thing if she was a boy too...

The twelve disciples?

Jake: We're like the disciples without a traitor and a breast-child.

Sexual Tension

While discussing the fact that the boys never tell the girls how good they look:

Drew: Girls! You look great in that artificial products...
Christine Dolan: Do you want to get laid or what?
Drew: No comment....

Oh dear.